Ben Adams
Business Manager
Posts by Ben Adams
Our Review of the New Forbes McDonalds
Who’s hungry! The Forbes Street McDonalds is back in action, and we at the Pitiful News are excited to share our experiences from a recent visit to the golden arches.
In Food And Culture, Mar 30, 2025
Pitt Clubs “Finally Get It” After Reveal That All Internal Communications in SORC is Handled by One Very Overworked Carrier Pigeon
In a recent email to Pitt organization officers, SORC staff apologized for a temporary freeze in deposits and distributions, explaining that “Herald” had broken his wing which would i...
In Student Life, Apr 01, 2024
Kitchen Hacks for Busy Moms on the Run
Hey moms! We all have those days. John has to get picked up from school and dropped off at karate, Lacy needs poster board for her project due tomorrow, and you still have to make it ...
In Food and Culture, Oct 17, 2023
Celebrating Encanto’s Run on the Billboard Hot 100
Disney’s smash-hit animated movie Encanto makes history with its song “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”, which held the number one spot of the Billboard Hot 100 for just over 5 weeks after ...
In Entertainment, Mar 16, 2022
Questionable Roommate Pact: Pitt Student Forced into Lifetime Indentured Servitude
Let’s face it: none of us take the time to read the terms and conditions. They are far too long, and far too boring. What could even be there, right? After all, terms and conditions a...
In Student Life, Mar 08, 2022