On February 27, Pitt undergrads (except for those losers in the College of General Studies) will cast their votes for Student Government Board for the 2024-25 academic year. Each student is allowed to vote for one presidential candidate and up to three different board members. So who is vying for your vote?
Who cares. There’s 9 people running and 9 open positions. It’s not an election, it’s an appointment. Here’s a list of everyone running.
The Blank Slate: the one running for President
- Board Member candidate 1
- Board Member candidate 2
- Board Member candidate 3
Advocate:
- Board Member candidate 4
- Board Member candidate 5
Envision:
- Board Member candidate 6
- Board Member candidate 7
- Board Member candidate 8
At least two of them will probably resign anyway (and when they do, you won’t get a choice on their replacements either). There are referendums on the ballot, at least you have a choice with those.
At least having no election saves us from any drama. Remember 2021 and 2022? Now SGB can’t publicly implode on themselves (probably).
Editor’s Note: SGB, we know you do important things. Please be nice to us when we ask for money.