Pitt Panther Identification Will Soon Be Stored In The Mind
The recent and universally loved switch to digital, mobile-phone-based identification for Pitt students has only brought about more d...
Chicken Restaurants: The New Yorker’s Perspective
In Food and Culture, Sep 30, 2025
Student Dies of Disease in New Rec Center Hot Tub
In Current, Sep 30, 2025BREAKING: Towers Dryer Dries Clothes
OAKLAND—In a shocking turn of events, sophomore and Tower A RA Abby Jenkins reported to Panther Central this past Sunday that Towers ...
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Pitt Panther Identification Will Soon Be Stored In The Mind
The recent and universally loved switch to digital, mobile-phone-based identification for Pitt students has only brought about more discussion for technological advancements in the fi...
In Science, Oct 13, 2025
Chicken Restaurants: The New Yorker’s Perspective
The land between three rivers is commonly known for its pierogi, Yinzer accent, and iconic football team. Its charm as a modest yet remarkable gem of a city truly makes Pittsburgh unl...
In Food and Culture, Sep 30, 2025
Pitt Athletic Department to Defund Electric Scooters, Improve Gameday Performance
Following the arguably embarrassing losses to West Virginia University’s and University of Louisville’s football teams, the University of Pittsburgh Athletic Department has announced ...
In Current, Sep 30, 2025
Student Dies of Disease in New Rec Center Hot Tub
An unidentified student was found unconscious in the new Recreation Center’s hot tub area.
In Current, Sep 30, 2025
Beware of Professor Gage
As the semester at Pitt continues, many students sit apprehensively in their lecture halls. The lecturer before them, an unfamiliar academic, was given a mediocre rating on Rate My Pr...
In Student Life, Sep 30, 2025
BREAKING: Towers Dryer Dries Clothes
OAKLAND—In a shocking turn of events, sophomore and Tower A RA Abby Jenkins reported to Panther Central this past Sunday that Towers dryer number 98—which, like the others, usually br...
In Student Life, Sep 21, 2025
Club Stages Coup After Discovering President is from West Virginia
The Pitiful News is currently looking for a new President/Editor-In-Chief after the club forcefully removed their former President from Monday’s meeting after finding out she is from ...
In Student Life, Sep 12, 2025
Our Review of the New Forbes McDonalds
Who’s hungry! The Forbes Street McDonalds is back in action, and we at the Pitiful News are excited to share our experiences from a recent visit to the golden arches.
In Food And Culture, Mar 30, 2025
“For Us, Panthers” Slate Platform
We, the “For Us, Panthers” Slate, are running in the upcoming election for SGB. We value honesty, so we’re giving our platform to The Pitiful News, the most trustworthy news site on o...
In Student Life, Feb 27, 2025
Opinion: The Pitiful News Endorses Joan Gabel Jr. For SGB
Wowee, we actually have a student government election this year!
In Student Life, Feb 27, 2025
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